โœฆ Consecrated Earth Mineral โœฆ ๐Ÿ”ฅ Low Stock in Dragon's Hoard

Troll Doll Fuck Refrigerator Magnet

๐Ÿ’Ž 100% Authenticated Earth Mineral • Curated by Gnome & Dragon
$10.99
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Listen to the pure Solfeggio sound wave tuned to this specimen's energy field.

Add some bold humor and retro charm to your space with our Troll Doll Fuck Magnet, the unapologetically cheeky desk buddy you didnโ€™t know you needed. Featuring vibrant hair colors and a laser-cut wooden word that says exactly how you (sometimes) feel, this...

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Dragon Courier

Dispatched tracked within 24-48 hours worldwide.

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100% Genuine Mined

Authentic earth minerals, never synthetic or plastic.

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Consecrated & Tuned

Purified with white sage & Solfeggio sound waves.

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30-Day Guarantee

Safe arrival promised or hassle-free replacement.

๐Ÿ“œ Full Relic Description & Lore

Add some bold humor and retro charm to your space with our Troll Doll Fuck Magnet, the unapologetically cheeky desk buddy you didnโ€™t know you needed. Featuring vibrant hair colors and a laser-cut wooden word that says exactly how you (sometimes) feel, this quirky magnet is a conversation starter for any setting. Whether it's stuck to your fridge, file cabinet, or locker, itโ€™s guaranteed to turn heads and provoke grins.

  • Handmade By Us

  • Troll body measures 0.80" tall, and hair is 2" long
  • Strong magnet works great on fridges, file cabinets, lockers, and more

  • Laser-cut wood accent spells โ€œFUCKโ€ for a bold, playful vibe

  • Perfect gag gift or desk accessory for those with a wicked sense of humor

Please note: Colors vary, making each piece one-of-a-kind.ย 

๐Ÿ” Mineralogical Specifications
Authenticity:100% Natural Earth Mined
Packaging:Padded Dragon Vault Box & Organic Linen
Ritual Uses:Meditation, Altar Focal Point, EMF Neutralization
Courier Dispatch:Tracked Express Courier from Hearth
๐ŸŒฟ Cleansing & Recharging Guide

To refresh your specimen's resonance:

  • Bathe beneath the light of the Full Moon for 4-6 hours.
  • Smudge with California White Sage or Mountain Cedar smoke.
  • Expose to 528 Hz or 741 Hz sound bowl vibrations for instant energetic clearing.